I remember i had this nice big poster of jenna jameson on my wall i used to beat off to. One day i ran out of tissues and said fuck this, i'm going in. So I stood up, put my two hands around my terminator, pointed it right at her forehead and shot for gold. One of the most satisfying moment of my teen years, and all it took was a simple poster of a chick showing her tits to me. Today, i'm watching milfs with golden watches eating salad on overtanned faggots. What have I become?
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