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Old 08-16-2016, 09:57 AM  
k0nr4d
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It's stupid to measure inches because you aren't factoring in girth at all, which also makes a big different. A dick can be 5 inches long and look like a beer can, but you can't call that a below average dick.

I propose that going forward, we measure dicks in cubic cm - so more specifically.
1) Insert cock into special cock measuring bucket containing exactly 2 liters of water.
2) Remove cock
3) Measure remaining water
4) Subtract from 2 Liters

and you have the volume of your dick in cubic cm.
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