Originally Posted by onwebcam

My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work and my colleagues didn't even wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there and I asked if I could use the restroom to freshen up..
I came out 5 minutes later and there she is holding a birthday cake.
Next to her is my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!"
And here I am standing there in my birthday suit..