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Originally Posted by GspotProductions
old but hilarious, had me giggling
I was reading through & thinking, ahhh poor bastard, I'll wish him a fantastic belated birthday, then goes to the naughty bit & it's like, oh, he got his end away before reading the line before last & then the last line, well, pml. Thanks onwebcam, just be sure, not to let this happen in reality 
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If it would happen in reality it would go like...
We went there and I asked if I could use the restroom to freshen up
In the restroom, I started talking to my dick,
"this better be a fucking good birthday"


