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Old 08-22-2016, 04:39 AM  
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Originally Posted by GspotProductions View Post
old but hilarious, had me giggling


I was reading through & thinking, ahhh poor bastard, I'll wish him a fantastic belated birthday, then goes to the naughty bit & it's like, oh, he got his end away before reading the line before last & then the last line, well, pml. Thanks onwebcam, just be sure, not to let this happen in reality


If it would happen in reality it would go like...

We went there and I asked if I could use the restroom to freshen up
In the restroom, I started talking to my dick,
"this better be a fucking good birthday"


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