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Old 08-23-2016, 05:39 AM  
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A Drug Dealer Tried To Fool Police By Dressing Up As An Elderly Man



Fugitives have done some (impressively) elaborate things people have done to avoid getting caught by the fuzz-like using spikes and a smoke shield during a car chase, for example. And if there's an award for Most Creative Fugitive, we're gonna have to give it to Shaun Miller for his pretty legit "old man" disguise-even though it didn't work.

NECN reports that authorities went to a house in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, looking for alleged drug dealer Shaun Miller. They surrounded the home and ordered Miller to come outside, only to be greeted by a hunched-over elderly man. Seems innocent enough, right?

Fugitives have done some (impressively) elaborate things people have done to avoid getting caught by the fuzz-like using spikes and a smoke shield during a car chase, for example. And if there's an award for Most Creative Fugitive, we're gonna have to give it to Shaun Miller for his pretty legit "old man" disguise-even though it didn't work.

NECN reports that authorities went to a house in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, looking for alleged drug dealer Shaun Miller. They surrounded the home and ordered Miller to come outside, only to be greeted by a hunched-over elderly man. Seems innocent enough, right?

The police themselves admitted that the disguise was "realistic," but they saw through it anyway, pulled it off, and placed the 31-year-old under arrest.

The disguise cost Miller $2,000, and he wore it everywhere, according to police. Unfortunately for him, $2,000 isn't enough to keep police from finding you and your $30,000 worth of cash inside the house. Nice try, dude, but it could be worse-you could have been eaten by an alligator while hiding from the popos.

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