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Originally Posted by GspotProductions
ants are a pain in the frigging butt  |
True story.
I was sat out in my yard yesterday, it was a lovely sunny day and me and my friend were enjoying ourselves kicking a football around.
After a while I felt too hot so stripped to my boxers, my friend stripped nude.
I was a bit worried the neighbors might see him naked but he seemed to be enjoying himself so I let it ride.
About 10 minutes later I was just relaxing in the run when the S.O.B started shooting me with a water pistol in the crotch. It soaked my boxers so I took them off.
I am not going to lie to you, I don't know if it was the summer sun or my friends semi erect penis but I suddenly felt horny so I sat on the yard floor and started masturbating.
I was close to cumming when I felt my anus on fire, at first I couldn't comprehend what was happening but then I realised I was being bitten by some really nasty ants.. I jumped up screaming, penis erect still brushing my ass trying to remove the damn ants.
My friend heard the screaming and ran out of the house naked carrying a bucket of cold water. He threw it on my naked behind washing off the ants.
I looked around and saw my elderly neighbour, her husband and sister just staring at us.