Eddy you Dog.
My favourite was when this chick in Denver bad mouthed me to a bunch of my mates, I concede maybe I am a dick. But opening weekend of the ski season she wanted to crash at my place in the mountains.
If I'm such a cunt why would you want to stay at my house?
Then I followed up with, Sarah... a person can be fat, a person can be mean. But you should be both.
She didn't bother me again.
Dave
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