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Old 09-27-2016, 04:24 PM  
SpeedoDave
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Eddy you Dog.

My favourite was when this chick in Denver bad mouthed me to a bunch of my mates, I concede maybe I am a dick. But opening weekend of the ski season she wanted to crash at my place in the mountains.

If I'm such a cunt why would you want to stay at my house?

Then I followed up with, Sarah... a person can be fat, a person can be mean. But you should be both.

She didn't bother me again.

Dave
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