Whats the most disturbing thing anyone has confessed to you?
One time my brother and I were drunk, and after a few minutes of silence he looks at me and says: "Dude, have you ever thought about fucking a dead chick?"
I changed the subject.
Another time I was bored and making small talking with some drunk ass schmuck in a bar when he suddenly starts blubbing about how is wife is divorcing him because he molested his children. Luckily he left quickly enough that I didn't have to respond.