How to be a tool, and make money at it:
#1. Setup a studio in your basement with 3 old monitors behind you displaying the American flag.
#2. Select any stupid conspiracy theory you want, and "report" about it with conviction.
#3. Post it to youtube and on your own site along with the script you just read.
#4. Tweat it out to your idiot followers and bigger idiots like Britebart.
#5. Goto 2.
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