Ok so if you dont want to use a third party processor because you think you are risking losing the millions of dollars you are taking in a month and you don't want to use a processor that charges the $750 just because you are far to rich to do that and you dont want to spend 2K on your own merchant account because the bank might not like to see so much money come thru one single account, then here is your chance to accept credit cards online for less then $50!
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