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American refugees will be stunned to learn when arriving in Canada that:
1. They must cheer for the Toronto Maple Leafs - despite not winning the cup since '67.
2. They must learn the lyrics to all Justin Bieber and Celine Dion songs...and be able to sing them after a dozen Molson beers on karaoke night.
3. They will no longer be the center of the universe.
By the time we choose to accept your immigration application (assuming we will)...Trump will be long gone from the White House.
But let's face it. You're not immigrating to Canada anytime soon. You still live at your parent's house. Sit down.
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