Originally Posted by kane

Plaster walks into a bar and orders a drink. A guy standing next to him strikes up a conversation.

Guy: "You look happy."

Plaster: "I am. Trump won the election. I'm a hero today because I didn't listen to the media that wrote him off and I checked a box on a ballot."

Guy: Interesting. "People have called me a hero too?"

Plaster: "Oh, did you vote Trump as well?"

Guy: "Not really. I got shot three times rescuing two members of my squad during an ambush in Afghanistan. But hey, you checked a box on a ballot and didn't watch MSNBC which is basically the same thing"

Plaster: "True dat! So you want to buy this hero a beer?"