A man dies and faces St.Peter, he is given the choice of heaven or hell and will visit each before making his choice.
Heaven is first and as expected is peaceful and full of good people and lots of good times.
Hell is next and there's a wild party going on with booze and women and sex and debauchery.
The man decides when facing St Peter again to choose Hell and is wisked back down. Blackness, overwhelming heat and cries from the suffering greets him and he asks the Devil "wait, I was here just yesterday, what happened to the party?"
The Devil answers "Yesterday we were campaigning, today you voted."
