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After President Trump had his first stroke, those Trump Steaks and lattes with extra sugar were sure good ...



President Trump wheels himself into the Oval Office refusing Vice President Mike Pence's assisting push (nobody pushes The Trump).



President Trump will speak seated behind his desk.

Good Evening My Fellow Americans,

Vice President Mike Pence and I want to make America a great country for you. In the last 2 years we have deported those undocumented immigrants that are all criminals and rapists from your America and now you get their jobs ...



The real reason I have called this Stump the Trump talk to America ... is to say we will stop the evils of Internet porn and eliminate it from our great country. Long ago ... in our forefathers times ... we could just burn their books and stop their threat to the families of our country.



The world sure has changed ... We will dominate the Internet from its Twitter feeds to our alt-right new media. The Trump says: Lets move forward on our next Trump Crusade to protect your families children!
(repeat for emphasis so the fools get the message)

Attorney General Jeff Sessions and I will clean up your Internet and protect your families and children ... and ... we will be "Trump Crusaders for the American Family"


Look Mike: I can STAND!