What I'm about to say is totally serious, no joke.
Migrate back to the States and settle in South Dakota who's unemployment is 2.7% and who is so desperate to fill $26-$40 an hour jobs that they are importing workers from overseas.
South Dakota town embraces new immigrants vital to meat industry | PBS NewsHour
This will give you time to assimilate back to U.S. culture & a stable high paying job in a low cost of living state & focus on your future out of adult.
After 5 years of living overseas and not setting foot back in the States I know how daunting coming back home is, everything from renewing your passport at the enbassy to getting pets & stuff home to securing a residence. Are you ready to make the jump?