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Originally Posted by Joshua G
wrong.
ISIS was founded in 700 something something, when the koran was dreamed up by the terrorists of the levant at the time.
highlights of this work include God marrying a 9 year old girl & raping her. & appointing 72 virgins to whoever flies an airplane into a tall building. but blowing yourself up on a bus full of jews works too.
thank goodness obama makes sure nobody offends anyone from this religion whenever they murder americans.

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Mary was like 12 or some shit and God apparently fucked her to make Jesus. Basically breaking a commandment against Joseph? Her husband.