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Old 11-30-2016, 02:50 AM  
Paul Markham
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Originally Posted by Jel View Post
Let's not pretend your retirement was anything other than age & health issues. You chat as if you made your fortune and chose to retire, when that couldn't be further from what happened.

You failed miserably online, you fail miserably with all your threads, you failed miserably with your magic join links thread, you failed miserably when in 2007/8 you said "thats 100k uniues a month!!! Do you know ANYONE with that much traffic??' (sadly you were banned from the pond for being a huge douche, so you actually get away with that line to those who weren't around/active on the pond back then, but trust me a ton of us saw it and laughed our little bollocks off) when you stopped affs hotlinking your hotlinked 30Kb banner as it was killing your bandwidth.

You failed miserably when you tried to understand traffic.

You failed miserably when you tried to school anyone and everyone on traffic for the last 12 years.

You failed miserably at literally everything you touched online. You are so out of touch it isn't funny, and seem to think you can equate internet porn surfers with office furniture leads, or hell, the old time porn consumers who had to make a special outing many miles away instead of clicking a mouse even in the tgp days.

You failed miserably when you tried to school Barry on cams.

You failed miserably when you attempted to call anyone who tried to educate you a 'liar' because they don't want to send a stupid old cunt such as yourself their finances, private urls, invite-only programs, and whatever other nonsense you demanded of them because you have literally zero clue of the money being made - whether that was 2005 or last week.

You failed miserably when caught up in lies (see magic join links train wreck), you failed miserably when logging on from the same IP as a 'customer' to praise your own content on the pond with a fake nick, until outed by Aga (what thick cunt doesn't realise IPs are logged on forums lol).

You fucking suck at everything except being a former content provider back when competition was pretty much non-existent, and you fucking suck for never once having the balls to do what you so often demand of others and show your earnings, even though you are the one claiming you made a fortune and were 'able' to retire, instead of the reality where you *had* to retire.

You spread lies, misinformation, out-your-ass guesses, and proclaim them as facts, with a trademark 'prove me wrong' as your 'argument', to people who give literally zero fucks about you, what you do, or your 'input' on things you know fuck all about.

And yes, I failed miserably with my first paysite attempt. It sucked. Unlike you, I learned from that, and listened to people far wiser than me. Because sometimes, you need to shut the fuck up and listen, instead of trying to prove something you'll never, ever be.

The worst part is some people on here actually think you have a dram of knowledge, when in reality you are actively feeding them info detrimental to their business growth. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. You're most likely much like the rest of us, generally a good bloke, no doubt a great family member, you try to be a good husband/father, and so on. All admirable traits, and only the extremely petty would knock anyone for that. On here however, and every board I've had the misfortune to read you on, you're the pub bore... the guy who thinks he knows best when 99% of people in the room know he is full of shit. The guy who thinks he is impressing everyone, when he is impressing only those that don't know him, or don't know enough to spot the tons of bullshit dribbling out of his mouth.

What are you, 70? And you still haven't learned the life lesson that sometimes people have things to teach you, all you need to do is be willing to learn? To be teachable. What a waste.
Do you have access to my bank accounts?

Your paysite failed for the reasons I told you. The content was shit, but all you could afford.

100,000 Uniques per day is shit if it's on a site converting 1-50,000 or one that requires buying traffic. It's great on a site 1-100.

I know people have something to teach me. They have to show me what they do now first. And that's the problem, I see around me proof the porn industry is shrinking for the reasons I predicted way back. Was it just luck I predicted free porn would be such a threat? Does that make me full of shit?

If you have anything to teach me, other than telling it like it is. Feel free post away. There are many who would love to learn, not just me. Or are your skills a secret?
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