Originally Posted by kane

Reminds me of a job I had years ago when I worked for Radio Shack in the late 80's early 90's. There was a guy at one of the stores who had a good day in cash sales (most people paid with a card) so there was about $2,500 in cash and he had to make the bank drop that night. He pulled into the bank parking lot, got a hatchet out of his trunk and hacked the deposit bag open. He then smashed his face into the wall a few times to cut himself then walked over and used the payphone to call 911. When the police arrived he told them he was mugged and the people that mugged him stole the cash. The problem is that he didn't see the guy across the parking lot who saw the whole thing, thought he was a crazy person who had robbed someone and called 911 himself.