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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd
Mike I appreciate the Jamaican midget BBW escort with the oversized fingers who came to my door last night, jacked me off and simply said 'Vote for Mike' as she waddled away. I know you sent her, and I appreciate it.
But like I told her, no BJ no vote. That's just my policy. A handjob won't do it. She said something about you being a cheap bastard and not paying the extra $20, I didn't really catch what she was mumbling on about.
Anyway nice try but still no vote.  |
I know she blamed me, but it was more of a personal choice for her not to.
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