Fuck Skype.
For text chat/voice calls/video calls, get an XMPP client like Pidgin or Gajim. Then go to
https://xmpp.net/directory.php and choose a server. Then make an account on your chosen server by deciding on a username and a password.
That's it. You're all set.
No phone number needed, no e-mail needed, no scanned photo id needed, no credit card needed, no Paxim/Payoneer/Paypal needed, no bank account needed, no fingerprint sample needed, no hair sample needed, no DNA sample needed, no retinal scan needed, no dental records needed.
Plus, its all free.