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Originally Posted by Coup
Shit I'm jealous. I'd kill for some fucking socks right now. I fucking love socks.
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one night I was keeping one of my clients company in an overnight show as he had to pull an all-nighter at the office (owner of a small business, buck stops with him) and one can only have so many orgasms so we decided to create him a dating site profile as a sock fetishist. We do a lot of odd shit, basically whatever amuses us at the moment
we constructed an in-depth bio that made clear the obsession, I took skype snapshots of his sock drawer and him holding up my favorite pairs in subtly suggestive poses for his profile pics
we were fucking dying laughing
funny thing too we were actually got a lot of messages from women on the site. we were real about him being a single white male in a high income bracket so not sure if was that or just bots trying to get us to pay for a membership
either way socks so fucking rock