In all seriousness;
If you own an escort agency how would you track and credit the referrals? You would need an elaborate back-end. I know -- we have over 12,000 affiliate referrers *registered and track a few thousand referrers every month -- some with conversions that are successful that we pay out to. The next problem is if you have global referrers (affiliates) you need to set up international payments -- it's not like you can use paypal for long
So, there is a lot of setting up to do and front end cost to an idea like this.
Just tracking a few hundred referral sources and determining which referrals generate revenue is a complex matter.
Paying a flat rate per referral wither or not that lead generates revenue leaves you wide open to internet fraud -- very common when buying leads.