Hahhaha! I got a story!
I signed up for an affiliate program via email because their signup page was malfunctioning. That was the first sign something was wrong. Once they gave me my affiliate code, guess what? It only works to the homepage.
It was an e-comm site and I couldn't even link directly to the product. I had to link to the homepage and tell my viewers to click on the homepage, click X category, then scroll down to the product.
Guess what? I didn't do that. Fuck them. I told the AF about it, he forwarded it to the tech guy and they just quietly ignored the ticket.
Yeah, I just didn't implement their affiliate system
