Originally Posted by Ferus

His name is Gordon S Valentine, and lives in Stamford, England
He is gay, so you might have a chance.

From his website:
About me ? Gordon Valentine's homepage
I am a 37-year-old guy, who lives near to Stamford, in the East Midlands, England. I was born in Chorley, Lancashire, England, at some point during September 1979. Most people don?t believe me that I was born in England due to my strong Scottish accent