Lawrence Connor is our secret super weapon that I warned you of, you will be defeated
Lawrence Connor is our new super weapon, I said we would
confront you with unconventional warfare, well the secret is out,
this very unusual warfighting is none other than the infamous
Lord Lawrence Connor, the ultimate super weapon known to mankind for all of history, we will roast your stomachs
and Lawrence Connor will have the marshmallows to boot.
He is a very subversive fellow this Lawrence Connor 007,
and he will infest you and devour you with scourge of Allah
upon your neighbors and your forefathers and your
grandchildrens, to eat your soul and take you into and
down to the hollow roots of the earth you stand upon,
and set you on fire, you cannot escape and you cannot hide
from the wrath of Lawrence Connor to such an extent
that you will no longer live safely in your American dream
of hating the Arab and goodbye will be the days of your
eating of the Big Macs.
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