pimpmaster9000

"paul markhaming-ing" is the act of whining like a bitch about the economy going to shit whilst doing everything possible to avoid hiring your own people from your own country and looking to outsource and automate everything possible in the name of profit AND blaming others for it...

here are some of my "paul markham" ideas, feel free to share yours!

- I have automated everything in my mainstream business save for data entry and development...I blame refugees from somalia for this

- the data entry is done by africans for 1$/day....I blame refugees from syria for this!

-the development is done for a foreign company (mine) so that I do not have to pay contributions to the state for worker salaries...100% legit...I blame cuban illegals for this

-I have incorporated in belize to avoid tax and worker costs...I blame mexican illegals for this!

-my accountant drives an aston martin and hires ex state tax inspectors and also bribes people in the government left and right...sweet sweet setup for me...I blame albanian immigrants in china for this!

-I purchase hardware I need from hungarians who can hop the boarder and get the VAT refunded and avoid any tax due to crony loopholes...I blame british immigrants in spain for this especially nat and garrry!

do you have your own "paul markham-ing" strategies? please share and also be sure to state who you blame for this!

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