NALEM

Young people have theirs, now
Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* ATSC- At the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* PBL- Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

* WPA - Wet Pants Again

* GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!