02-27-2017, 04:04 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: portland, OR
Posts: 20,684
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Originally Posted by LovinNothin
Mel Gibson is the new ROCK STAH in town. He's up there with Mick Jagger and Al Pacino.
Mel, who is 61 now (although he looks an easy 73) with his wife Rosalind, who is 26 years old.
I have to write that again... she's 26 years old!!! and quite beautiful.
Mel didn't need to win an Oscar tonight, because he's already a huge winner.
Just look at that smile on old Mel. That's the smile that says: "I can legally marry and fuck a woman who was 10 years old when I was 45.
The odds of a man marrying a beautiful woman 35 years younger than he is, is like walking on the beach, then a shark jumps out of the water to bite you, while you are scratching a winning lottery ticket worth $1,000,000.
Mel, we all salute you and we all want to be you. (when we hit 61, but, we hope we look a little better)
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The odds of a marrying a hot 26-year-old babe for the average 61-year-old are very bad, but the odds of doing so when you are a rich, famous movie star are about even money. |
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