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The Oscars are TOO LONG! No one gives a flying fuck about Best Animated Short or Best Technical Sound Editing whatever the fuck.
Best Actor
Best Actress
Best Supporting Actor
Best Supporting Actress
Best Documentary
Best Cinematographer
Best Director
Best Song
Best Screenplay
Best Picture
Do those ten and be done with it! Whittle the show down to 2 - 2 1/2 hours and maybe people would watch. Stop filling the show with falling donuts and stunts like letting the sheeple on a bus come into the Awards to oogle the royalty. Let's start there.
Oh - and ban Meryl Streep NOW. I never want to see her fucking face ever again. Enough already with the Streep every single year!
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