This is what I was going to write:
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Wow, rich guys comparing bank accounts, cars, and the hottest sluts they could buy.
I'm so impressed.
I'm not rich -- money is just money.
I don't have an expensive car -- I drive a honda.
I have been fucking hot girls since before any of you had any money worth talking about. And since I'm not rich and don't have an expensive car, I'm not buying the girls like you guys are.
What I do have going for me is that I'm a really cool guy and a lot of fun to hang out with -- and that's something money can't buy you.
I'm not saying money isn't a great thing to have a lot of, I'm saying it's not something you should worship, like you guys seem to be doing.
Here's the thing: one day I am going to be rich, and wealth is going to be just another tool in my toolbox. Are any of you ever going to have other people's respect?
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But I decided instead to say Congratulations! You're all fucking rich! WOOO HOOO!
;)
Hahaha