Angelina Jolie Just Broke Up With Me
She said she couldn't handle the fact that I was fucking all these chicks on camera and putting it on the internet. She says I don't have any respect for women and that I'm a closet misogynist.
I tried to explain my side of the story -- that I just have a really big ego (cuz I'm a guy), and that even though I'm not in love with her, the sex is really good, so there's no reason to break up.
Anyway, now I'm looking for a new girlfriend.
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