President Tin Foil A.K.A: Emperor Psychotic
Trump Orders All White House Phones Covered in Tin Foil - The New Yorker
Obama tapped my phone is the perfect lie -- unless the FISA Court confirms or denies it will remain a "national security secret"
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)?In a frenzy of early-morning activity on Saturday, President Donald J. Trump ordered aides to immediately cover every phone in the White House with tin foil, White House sources confirmed.
According to the sources, Trump contacted staffers Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer at approximately 6 A.M. and instructed them to purchase enough tin foil to cover every phone in the building.
The President, still wearing his bathrobe after what was reportedly a sleepless night, personally supervised the tin-foil installation, sources said.
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