My boy Hank has heard chatter that a few of the frat boys plan on "fixing me up real good" on Thursday when I am bouncing, so me and Hank will have a few men standing by with brass knuckles and baseball bats in the car. They will never even see what hit them
The funniest thing is the cop who works at night who drives by is two years younger than me and I use to beat him up on the bus and make him eat my boogers
These poor college kids are getting fed up with getting beaten up...JUST BRING IT