I've known about the CIA spying on people in their kitchens for years now. First they used toasters, but sometimes they could not see because a loaf of bread was in the way. Then it was refrigerators, but the only time they could see you is when you opened the door. Then we sent a man to the fucking moon and microwave ovens were born. The rest is history. The CIA has something on everybody. Just wait till it's your turn!
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