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Okay, do what my brother did...
1) Join the National Guard.
2) Fuck around for a year or two.
3) Get drunk and fall out of your bunk.
4) Fuck up your knee when you hit the ground, get a medical discharge, and collect a check for the rest of your life.
I'm not sure how much he gets (not too much) but hey, it's FREE money dude and it can add up fast.
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