its very important to stay on topic of beans and homeless homosexuality...
here is a pro tip on how to prepare serbian military beans:
day 1) at night put the beans in water to soak
day 2) prepare the beans and let cool down and put in fridge...DO NOT EAT like some fag but put it in the fridge
day 3) warm and eat
no matter how big the temptation to start eating, resist being a homo and do not eat on day 2...if you eat it on day 2 it will be "just another interesting dish"...and you will lose your job and start sucking homeless dick...it really needs to be in the fridge for a day and re-heated to gain that perfect taste...
do not be a hungarian faggot and put sour cream in it...
do not be a wop cocksucker and put pasta in it...mother fucking pasta FAGioli the name says it all...
do not be a chocking on dick moistback and put hot peppers in it whilst chocking on dick, this is not a spicy dish
it is about bacon, sausage, rib and beans with a secondary note of onion carrot pepper and bay leaf...seasoned with salt and pepper and infused with browned flour and oil at the very end....do not miss the baking of the flour on oil part...ideally you would use lard but oil is an OK subst...table spoon of flour and table spoon of lard for one big pot of beans...this is what you are looking for, stir and fry until you get:
stir that shit in
