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Short, nerdy guy, dressed in white shirt, glasses and bow tie is going around the neighborhood with his clipboard, taking a survey.
He rings the doorbell and an Amazon woman answers the door. He explains he's taking a survey and would she mind asking a few intimate questions. She replies she will.
Are you married?
Yes I am.
For how long?
10 years.
Do you have any children?
No
Well to be married for 10 years and have no children you must practice some sort of birth control.
Yes we do.
May I ask what birth control method you use.
The Bucket and Saucer Method.
Madame, I'm afraid I've never heard of that method. Can you tell me what that is.
My husband is a short guy like you. Every night to make love to me he stands on a bucket. When his eyes get as big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him.
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