good ones
but back to the prison theme...
3 drug abusers are in the same cell - a coke user, an acid user and a cannabis user.
the coke user snorts up a line and goes "Let's break the bars with our bare hands, smack everyone's head AND FUCKIN KILL EVERYONE AND RUN AWAY!!"
the acid dropper pushing the 3rd blotter under his eye goes "i'd say.... iiii.... let's turn into small, tiny little ants and just float away out the window... into the vast colourful universe..."
the weed smoker takes a toke. "yeah, yeah... a bit later, man.."