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sarettah · 04-12-2017, 05:09 PM

DT: Vlad, this is The Donald, we need to talk man.

VP: Who? What is this, The Donald? Like The Donald the Duck?

DT: It's me Don, your buddy. Remember, you helped me win the election and all that? C'mon Vlad, it was only a month or so ago that we were best buddies.

VP: I kid you Donald. You are still my favorite dumb American. What can I do for you today Comrade.

DT: Well, you know I'm in a bit of shit here because of you and me being such good friends.

VP: Dah. We see it on the Fake CNN all the time. They are giving you very hard time.

DT: Well Vlad, I have a plan, but you're going to have to help me.

VP: You know I would do anything for you Comrade, what is it you need from me.

DT: Well Vlad, I want to throw a couple of missiles at Assad. That will make me very popular here. We'll say he had tear gas or something like that.

VP: Vell Donald, Tear gas does not usually warrant a missile attack. Why don't you say he used Sarin?

DT: Sarin? Ok, I didn't know that plastic wrap was dangerous except for little kids. But yeah, if I say he used Sarin to kill some kids that might do the trick. Anyway, after we launch the missiles you have to act all mad at me, like we aren't friends any more. That way I can say, see? Me and Puty aren't buddies so you can stop investigating because everything is hunky dory and I made America great again.

VP: Ok, I can go along with that. Comrade Tillerson is supposed to be here in a few days. We will get together and do vodka shots all day and then in public tell everyone how mad we are at each other.

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04-12-2017, 05:09 PM
sarettah see you later, I'm gone Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,109	DT: Vlad, this is The Donald, we need to talk man. VP: Who? What is this, The Donald? Like The Donald the Duck? DT: It's me Don, your buddy. Remember, you helped me win the election and all that? C'mon Vlad, it was only a month or so ago that we were best buddies. VP: I kid you Donald. You are still my favorite dumb American. What can I do for you today Comrade. DT: Well, you know I'm in a bit of shit here because of you and me being such good friends. VP: Dah. We see it on the Fake CNN all the time. They are giving you very hard time. DT: Well Vlad, I have a plan, but you're going to have to help me. VP: You know I would do anything for you Comrade, what is it you need from me. DT: Well Vlad, I want to throw a couple of missiles at Assad. That will make me very popular here. We'll say he had tear gas or something like that. VP: Vell Donald, Tear gas does not usually warrant a missile attack. Why don't you say he used Sarin? DT: Sarin? Ok, I didn't know that plastic wrap was dangerous except for little kids. But yeah, if I say he used Sarin to kill some kids that might do the trick. Anyway, after we launch the missiles you have to act all mad at me, like we aren't friends any more. That way I can say, see? Me and Puty aren't buddies so you can stop investigating because everything is hunky dory and I made America great again. VP: Ok, I can go along with that. Comrade Tillerson is supposed to be here in a few days. We will get together and do vodka shots all day and then in public tell everyone how mad we are at each other. .................................................. ........... __________________ All cookies cleared!