Mike Pence Issues Stern Warning to N. Korea in a Dumb Leather Jacket
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?North Korea would do well not to test his resolve or the strength of the armed forces of the United States in this region,? Pence said and then he flipped the collar on his doofy leather jacket, licked his finger tips, smoothed his eyebrows and strolled offstage.
What?s the over/under on whether or not Pence had a pocket comb in his back pocket?
Look, North Korea and the U.S. are man-dancing. They are doing the prefight posturing that happens before any drunken bar fight between two guys who really don?t want to fight but they are hopped up on PBR and machismo. This is the dance of idiots, and Pence wore the idiots? garb to this meeting because this is what fake tough-guy shit looks like. It was either this goofy leather jacket or a jean vest with frayed edges and a long, feathered earring.
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Every morning I wake up (so far) and we are not at war (real war) ... yet.