Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Step 1. Buy a real car and not some plastic computerized piece of shit
Step 2. Fuck a real woman instead of masturbating to a Hilary Clinton poster
Step 3. Pass the test of manhood and eat out a woman with a hairy pussy and big tits
Step 4. Go to a strip bar.. get drunk and punch out the bouncer instead playing VR games
Step 5. Swill back a bottle of JD & bone a chubby black MILF with giant tits.

Do those 5 steps and you'll finally be a man.