Smack dat

So I heard that wanking make you blind but I didn't believe it until today.

I was having a crafty wank (in the deli toilets) when I accidentally came in my eye.

I wiped it and didn't think anymore of it until about an hour later when it started to get red and weep (tears).
To start with I thought it was just a eyelash in the eye but now I know it's more serious. Pretty sure I am going blind.