This is a true story.. Alex Jones is John Ritter's fat brother. Alex was always mad his brother had two women and he couldn't get one for his own.
He called it a massive conspiracy by his family who fed him too many cheeseburgers. He ended up having a mental breakdown running away and changed his last name to Jones in honor of Hero Jim Jones the cult leader.
Alex started a pirate radio station using aluminum foil hats to transmit his ramblings and the rest is history.
John Rittler died on September 11, 2003 of a mysterious illness but those who know realized it was a hit by Alex Jones using Johns favorite kool-aid. Alex never got over not getting the two girls... Don Knotts could confirm the story but he was killed 3 years later and before he could expose what he knew about Alex Jones.. Notice John Rittler was killed 3 years after 9/11 and Don Knotts was 3 years after that. Thats 3x3 = 9 and the two TT's in each ones names are for the World Trade Buildings.. It's all so obvious.. Alex Jones caused 9/11 all because he couldn't get the two girls..