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Old 05-18-2017, 07:43 PM  
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Originally Posted by crockett View Post
This is a true story.. Alex Jones is John Ritter's fat brother. Alex was always mad his brother had two women and he couldn't get one for his own.

He called it a massive conspiracy by his family who fed him too many cheeseburgers. He ended up having a mental breakdown running away and changed his last name to Jones in honor of Hero Jim Jones the cult leader.

Alex started a pirate radio station using aluminum foil hats to transmit his ramblings and the rest is history.



John Rittler died on September 11, 2003 of a mysterious illness but those who know realized it was a hit by Alex Jones using John favorite kool-aid. Alex never got over not getting the two girls...
cool story bro
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