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I'm so poor that homeless people look at me and dig through their pockets for loose change.
I'm so poor I recycle newspapers from the garbage and use them as blankets.
I'm so poor that I'm using a toothbrush handle to type instead of a $1 stylus.
I'm so poor but at least a sense of humor is free.
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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