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Old 06-13-2017, 08:29 AM  
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Here you go Mark - In the news today Trump..

In the news today Trump farted.

An unnamed source speaking on condition of anonymity informs us that the president's flatulence was caused by a rare brand of Russian Caviar. Our sources confirm that this brand of Russian Caviar is served both in the Russian Embassy and the Kremlin. A soon to be published leaked memo is said to allude to the Trump - Putin connection and contain details of the President's 1995 tax returns.

Attempts to contact both the White House and the Kremlin for comment have remained unanswered.
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