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Old 06-22-2017, 08:17 AM  
beerptrol
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Originally Posted by 8pt-buck View Post
The incident:
My buddy was over the legal drinking limit. Not drunk, not staggering just above the limit. As we were pulling out of the bar his nose was not in the road but close enough as traffic was going by doing 40 - 50 mph.
Without looking in his sideview mirrors he decided to back up a foot and his rear-end hit some guys car who was right behind him leaving the same go-go bar.

You can't see inside Johnny's truck over the double limo tint. I crawled over him, hopped out of the drivers side, offered the guy 2 one hundred dollar bills. This dude wasn't having any of that and said he is calling the cops.
I took the careless driving ticket with property damage over Johnny getting his second DUI.
(That night I only consumed two beers and the rest was soda verified by the bartender)
2nd? You are enabling him! If I drank as much as you I would have taken the keys and drove
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