1. SIT ON HANDS AND WAIT FOR WHEN VIX/VXV or VVIX > 1.00
2. SELL UVXY, VXX, VIX CALL SPREADS / LONG PUTS (GO SHORT VOLATILITY)
3. SELL SPY, QQQ, IWM, DIA PUTS / LONG CALLS (GO LONG INDICES)
4. SIT ON HANDS AND WAIT FOR WHEN VIX/VXV or VVIX < 0.80
5. PROFIT
