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Old 07-11-2017, 02:32 AM  
Paul Markham
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Originally Posted by k0nr4d View Post
Shower sex sucks. The water flushes out most of the wetness, the height difference between us makes it impossible to fuck standing up, and bentover on the floor means you have to have your knees on hard tiles. Shower blowjobs are theoretically ok, but if you try eating pussy you could probably drown from the water pouring down her. Best to just shower together and then take it to the bedroom.
You're doing it all wrong.
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