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Old 07-12-2017, 09:22 PM  
Grapesoda
So Fucking Banned
 
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Montana
Posts: 46,238
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Originally Posted by kane View Post
I once stopped seeing a girl because she talked too much. I don't mean she liked to talk. She would monolog. On the phone with her, you could set the phone down and walk away then come back 10 minutes later and she was still talking and never even knew you weren't there. One day she broke me when she called to tell me about her bad day and she took 45 minutes to explain to me how she decided which pair of socks to wear to work that day.
I was given rules to date by:

1. she must have a job.
2. she must have a bank account.
3. she must have a car.
4. she must have a place live, mom's don't count.

and...
5. when you buy pussy, buy the best
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